Thursday, March 14, 2013

this is who I married

Brenden and I went on a date the other day.  Three beers later he started stripping before we even got to the apartment. It all started with the deep V. Then the V got deeper, until there was only one button left.  It was pure sex appeal.  I offered him to some Asian ladies walking by, "$50 half hour," but I guess they weren't interested because they just kept walking.

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